i'd like to inform you about a couple of new developments:
Recently we have had few irritations about individual Jugend chapters - sometimes Presidents don't want to ad new members, sometimes few are just claiming to "own" the city but don't do anything at all with it and simply block it.
We are now heading towards 900 chapters and it's only natural that irritations arise with a bunch of organized individualists.
If you are registered via www.turbojugend.net or via Ass-sistant Lenin (email@example.com) you are entitled to run your Jugend. But you have to respect the rules, for instance RULE Nr. 3:
"Every Jugend is obliged to organize certain activities at least every 77 days. Ah - you think this can be of lesser importance? Then be aware that your Jugend can be erased after a short reminder and you lose your Jugend chapter. Guess how many sailors would appreciate the sudden availability of Los Angeles chapter! Phew! So always remember:
You are only one mouseclick away from being deleted!"
Or RULE Nr. 6:
"You are only a real member of any Turbojugend if you have an original Turbojugend denim jacket. (the german word also is "KUTTE"). You can order these jackets with your own Turbojugend city name on the revers exclusively through your president (who then places a combined order) or via Turbonegro mail order...IMPORTANT: A BOOTLEGGED JACKET IS NO JACKET!
If you just claim to own a city name without action/jackets and then there are other Jugendliche in this city wishing to do serious Jugend duties the lame (jacketless) Jugend will lose the chapter.
If for example Munich is gone pick something around it: Turbojugend Bayern München or your preferred part of the city or in the worst case Turbojugend Bavaria or Timbuktu.
We know, that it is not cheap to be in the Jugend and we respect brothers with low income, but with the lower prices of our exclusive Denim collection "Jugendmode" it is easier than ever to fulfill the rules.
The Jacket is similar to the ones we previously offered and has some extras. For details please check www.turbonegro.com.
Since now we producing these textiles on our own, we are able to offer attractive prices for the Jacket (99 Euro) and the Jeans (64,99 Euro).
Important for the Jugend is our limited offer: Buy 5 and get one for free (valid until mid november).
Our warehouse is back from exile to Wohlwillstrasse so when in town please visit us during regular business hours to buy or check out our merchandise items at Wohlwillstrasse 27.