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SEXY SAILORS WANTED FOR TJ.NET.

WE ASK FOR SEXY SAILORS AND PRESENT THE "THE SEXY SAILOR OF THE MONTH" ARCHIVE.

Feel free, be sexy.

If you would like to be the TJ sexy sailor of the month, please submit your (G-rated!) picture in proper quality to the Sexy Sailor Physical Examination Board. Be courageous, TJ BOYS (!) and girls.

Sexy Sailors of November 2019

Sexy Sailors of November 2019 in front of Pamparius Pizza

Sailors and sailorettes, it’s November and WINTER IS CUMMING! So it’s up to us to warm your cold bodies… and what better way to do it than presenting you not JUAN but two sexy sailors:

The first JUAN is PanDaemon, the president of TJ Satanika, one of the driving forces behind the Turbojugend shop, a Jugendwart extraordinaire, and a walking hot piece of taco. You all know him of course because he is JUAN of us!

But forget about him: Because behind every sexy sailor is an even sexier sailorette and TJ Satanika’s Drama Queen is the reason why you will push the first JUAN aside. She is the ONE that makes sure the President is taken care of, all those patches are put on those Mexican Kutten perfectly, and she is the one that walks into a room looking like a hot tamale and makes you feel steamy like one of those Mexican green chili. Drama Queen is the hot sauce that brings it all together. A hidden luchador that throws the wildest moves in the pit and all in all the sexiest sailor of November 2019!

How has your life changed since you have joined the TJ, Drama Queen?

I have more fun in my life, definitively! I love to have real friends all over the world.

What is your favorite TJ chapter (and why)?

My chapters, Satanika and MILF. Satanika organizes great parties, hahaha and I have a crush on the president. Turbojugend MILF is a great group of ladies from all over the world that together have helped me to laugh about maternity and all its challenges during the last 6 years.

What is the funniest warrior name you have ever heard of?

Pulque Fiction!

What has been your best TJ activity, event or trip so far?

I have had more than one great experience, but my first and my last TJ trips have been awesome. We just went to Oslo for Turbonegro’s 30th anniversary and we had a great time there. I met a lot of people face to face that I had known on Facebook for a long time!

When do you get erection?

WTJT 2017: You can see the pictures and people saying all the fun they had there, but nothing compares to when I was there, in that moment I really felt part of this awesome group of crazy people.

Sexy Sailor of October 2019

Sailors and sailorettes, the Sexy Sailor of October brings us to the Netherlands. Miss T. Tequila is not only the president of Turbojugend Tilburg but also an official Turbojugend MILF who will melt your cheese and cream your pants. Her age is a mystery to many of us. While we cannot remember a time in the Turbojugend without her, she can still drink like a teenager and is the blunt Dutch we have met in the streets of St. Pauli. Miss T. Tequila cannot hide her caring nature. She will always be there to help you out regardless of the problem. Thus, it doesn’t surprise us that Miss T. Tequila is a member of Jugendwart and one of the alpha females behind Turbojugend Safe Harbor. So when you happen to meet our Sexy Sailor of October, invite her for a drink. Her warrior name might indicate a certain preference.

How has your life changed since you have joined the TJ?

I've met my best friends through Turbojugend. I've experienced so many adventures and laughed so much.

What is your favorite TJ chapter (and why)?

MILF. It's a very special group of ladies that are in no way judgemental and only support each other in every way.

What is the funniest warrior name you have ever heard of?

I cant think of one in particular. But I'm always impressed by how creative people are.

What has been your best TJ activity, event or trip so far?

Turbojugend Gent are not so active anymore, which is a shame, because they threw the wildest parties. The best one is where we had an afternoon in a porn cinema, only Jugend. They played a video in the main cinema, and every time Turbonegro came on you had to go one row in front of you. The chairs were all sticky but in the end nobody cared anymore. In the smaller cabinets you could watch a bondage movie made by a Turbojugend member. Afterwards we all went to a show with Peter Pan Speedrock, Fifty Foot Combo and I also think the Hellacopters. Not too sure about that last one, but I believe so.

When do you get erection?

I get erection when I walk into a Jugend party. That sea of denim, good vibes and friends. I always feel totally free.

Sexy Sailor of September 2019

Sailors and sailorettes, it is almost Mid of September and definitely time for another Sexy Sailor of the Month. With autumn at the door, we picked a sailor full of vibrant colors, not only because of her bright tattoos and hair, but in particular because of all the love she is spreading as president of Turbojugend Pennybridge. Linda Lovelace is passionate about the Turbojugend and a firecracker in the most positive sense of the word.

How has your life changed since you have joined the TJ?

I believe my life has become a lot richer than it was before the TJ. I've experienced new friends, drunkenness, love, heartbreak, tragic and great happenings, new places and a lot of other things together with the Turbojugend. Through both grief and happiness I've had members of the jugend, my Turbofamily, sticking up for me, both supporting me and laughing with me. I could not even dream of a better or weirder extra family.

What is your favorite TJ chapter (and why)?

What a lot of people don't know, me and my Pennybridge team had a very rough start in Sweden within the TJ. It’s a long story but thankfully ended in great terms. But during these times, I had two specific chapters who didn't listen to that bullshit and it became a safe harbour for Pennybridge. These two chapters are TJ Hedefors and TJ Suffercity and they will always have a special place in my heart.

What is the funniest warrior name you have ever heard of?

Mh, was trying to figure out a very clever one I've seen, but I'll go for what my first thought was when reading this question. And that's my member's name DH Allin. Everyone knows GG Allin and at first I was like "oh god what a nerd" until I actually understood the very clever part of it. His real name is Dennis Hallin = DH Allin. I still laugh at myself for not seeing it at first. But he always outsmarts me, haha.

What has been your best TJ activity, event or trip so far?

I've been to a couple places so far, from WTJT in Hamburg, to Paris, to London, Bristol and Dublin. I must say, the Bristol trip in 2018 was probably the most fun I've had in a long time and it's all because of the jugends I got to hang out with then. All the trips are amazing in their own way, but Bristol just me so HYPED! Or maybe that was because of the spiked drink I got?! Haha! Anyone want toasts at 5am?! I'll fix it!

When do you get erection?

How am I even able to chose this. There's so many things I wanna say and point out. I love how all jugends come together in tragic happenings but also in happy times. But I must admit, that extra tingle is when you walk towards an old or new TJ friend with huge smiles and jumps in to long, rubbing hugs! (You guys who hugged me knows what I mean haha) You, my fellow Turbojugends, give me erection! I love you!

Sexy Sailor of August 2019

While being dour and depressing in the rain and half-light of winter, Aberdeen is a lighthouse for the Turbojugend with Folding Boy TwoHawks travelling all over the globe to show off all the fancy Turbojugend goodies he invented. As a Deathpunk tourist par excellence, he is the president of Turbojugend Sefldestructo and one of the oldest members of Jugendwart. While some say it is easier to understand the seagulls in Aberdeen than the locals claiming to speak English, his actions always come from his beautiful heart. As grumpy a man of his age can be, he is full of love for the Turbojugend and the Turbojugend loves him.

How has your life changed since you have joined the TJ?

I have a passport and have met so many good people on my travels. My philosophy is: Everyone is a cunt. You just need to work out who the good cunt is.

What is your favorite TJ chapter (and why)?

I met two chapters at my first WTJT: TJ Assen and TJ Lohfelden and I thought fuck these guys are fucking nutters what have I let myself into. Having known them for years now, I realise I was right they are fucking nutters.

What is the funniest warrior name you have ever heard of?

I have been asked this before and have chosen to change my original one: One of the best warrior names I've heard is Poofter Cunt from TJ Warrnambool.

What has been your best TJ activity, event or trip so far?

Best event has to be WTJT. No explanation needed.

When do you get erection?

When I hear that Deathpunk sound.

Sexy Sailor of June 2019

K-Rock !!! (Turbojugend Power) and Ladychester (Turbojugend Manchester)

This stunning flame-haired sailor was K-Rock !!! of Turbojugend Power and Ladychester, president of Turbojugend Manchester. This feline-loving Rocker was beautiful inside and out. With Major Disaster (Andy) by her side she fought her hardest battle but with Turbojugend Love from around the world she will remain our Queen of Hearts.

Sexy Sailor of July 2017

It was time to bring some new life into the Sexy Sailor of the Month… and what better picture did get then this one from Bran Mongo from TJ Tempe : He has everything we love. A face like a choir boy, a chubby body, and a pizza thong. But if there is one thing I’m wondering, is he just happy to show us his picture or is that a pineapple in his pants? Would he be daring enough to perform that act of blasphemy? Pineapple on a salami pizza? Let’s hope not or we need to call Pamparius Pizza to perform his famous 11 cut on this delicious piece of man meat.

Sexy Sailor of February 2015

Lady boys and gentle girls, please allow me to introduce to you TJ Chicago's newest member: SHOTGLASS SALLY. The Turbo Villain of this magnificent chapter give zero fucks. She is one of the devilish threesome that introduced us all to Deathpunk Burlesque. As you can see in the second picture with Deathpunk Burlesque performers LILLY RASCAL (left) and Mia D. Vine (right), SHOTGLASS SALLY is a master in showing a side-boob to lure in hot sailors and then capture them with a giant cock ring. So tell me: What is not to love about this WOOOOHOOOMEN??? Oh and in case you meet her one day and get tight up with that cock ring, don't say I didn't warn you. Pictures by NightengalePhotography.

Sexy Sailor of February 2015 - Add on

The Deathpunk Burlesque Troupe

Sexy Sailor of December 2014

Sexy Sailor of December 2014 (picture by Scott Church)

PrinceASS Modelpants from TJ Iron City won't be your Mistress For Christmas, but she is ready to spank each president's ass who has not updated his or her profile in 2014. She wants your chapter to be active and for her, each president's ass is just flesh, unless his or her chapter information is up-to-date (picture by Scott Church).

Sexy Sailors of October 2014

Sailors and sailorettes, let me introduce you to Worms. These handsome sailors and sailorettes sent me their crime shots last week. They got arrested because they look way to sexy and also because the hot blonde (4th from the right) gave his whole denim family worms. And they started to spread this infection far across the non denim world! So if you ever plan to visit them in jail, make sure you carry a fish to protect you from TJ Worms.

Sexy Sailor of September 2014

Sailors and sailorettes, let me introduce you to the lovely Leni Kotbeeni from Export E'da ... and what a fine export she is! Leni send us this picture to surprise her boyfriend for Valentine's Day. But we post this picture now to remind her guy that it's Valentine's Day 24/7, 365 days/year if you have a girl like our Sexy Sailor of September 2014.

Saexy Sailor of August 2014

Sexy Sailor of August 2014

WTJT X was a blast. At the Schlemmereck, most of you met a handsome sailor man called Zuke of Destruction. He is one of the members of our mother jugend, Turbojugend St. Pauli. So all you handsome denim demons still being in Hamburg or visiting Hamburg soon, please pay your tribute to our Sexy Sailor of August 2014 and don't forget to buy him an Astra (or two?).

Sexy Sailor of July 2014

Ok, sailors and sailorettes, we forgot to post a Sexy Sailor of May and June. But in July, we were back with Turbojugend Oslo's Flameboy... as it seemed he had taken the Iron Throne away from the Lannisters in order to establish his own denim kingdom. So make sure you get him drunk the next time you see him celebrating his crowning.

Sexy Sailor of April 2014

Sailors and sailorettes, we have presented to you the Sexy Sailor of April: On her quest to find the Wizard of Oz in the Emerald City, there was one member that Dorothy didn't expect on the yellow brick road. It was the handsome sailor known as The Big Gaber. His origin is in the steel mills of Turbojugend Iron City. And believe me: If the wicked witch saw The Big Gaber in his denim she wouldn't even dare to send out her flying monkey's because those little creatures couldn't handle so much awesomeness in one guy!

Sexy Sailors of March 2014

Sexy Sailors of March

Sailors and sailorettes, we present to you the Sexy Sailors of March. After a wild party night with Peter Pan Speedrock, the president of TJ Uerdingen known by the name of Sprittiplatsch took the famous FUCK YOU VENLO quote way to serious and got a little frisky with Johnny von Hotrod, president of TJ Venlo. And if you ask anyone of them about that night they reply with: "I did not have sexual intercourse with that man!"

Sexy Sailor of February 2014

If there is one girl in the Turbojugend who knows how to work the pole, it has to be Vi, proud president of TJ Appletown and female ass squad inforcer of TJ River City. She is not only hot and filthy but a party animal as well. Thus, she is our new Sexy Sailor of the month.

Sexy Sailor of January 2014

Happy New Year all you denim demons out there! What better way is there to start the year of 2014 then with a picture of Beard Demon, respected president of TJ Catello, sitting on his sofa with the almighty tiger tattoo Tony in the back?

Sexy Sailor of December 2013

At the end of the year, it was time to look back. The Sexy Sailor series of 2013 started with Princeass Modelpants's delightful back and ended with her lovely front. In December 2013, the charming veteran from Turbojugend Iron City and her friend Turbo Jèng took over the responsibility for the Sexy Sailor series.

Sexy Sailors of October 2013

Forever bound: Mrs. and Mr. Skellington from
Turbojugend Bergheim married on 09/09/13!

Sexy Sailor of September 2013

Turbojugend Saboteurs's sleazy cheerleader of darkness, Nikkie Sleaze, screams into the night: "La révolte dans mon coeur, je suis le saboteur!"

Sexy Sailors of August 2013

Weltturbojugendtage IX were a blast. 800 (!) sailor (wo)men from all over the world eternized THE Turbojugend event of the year.

Sexy Sailor of July 2013

Hellfer, prince of TJ Satanika, is getting in tune.

Sexy Sailor of June 2013

Sexy Sailor of June

Jean Tonic, president of TJ Montcuq, has shown great taste in decorating his residence. German shepherds should be part of any presidential suite.

Sexy Sailors of May 2013

Spring was coming in May! The Finland chapter such as TJ Vasa Darkness left their saunas.

Sexy Sailors of April 2013

TJ Denver is the Mile High chapter. In April 2013, we supported their amazing vice president Red Foreman.

Sexy Sailor of February 2013

Even within the Turbojugend we need to be concerned about our safety. June Bug from TJ Pabst Smear demonstrates how sexy even our security is.

Sexy Sailor of January 2013

May our cuming (!) year be filled with love & Deathpunk & a good madness. Also there shall be a neat portion of ass ass (!)
PrinceASS Modelpants from TJ Iron City points out (photo taken by Duerring Photography).

Sexy Sailor of December 2012

sASSy Sailorette , first lady of TJ BridgeCity demonstrates that a Turbojugend Kutte keeps warm even on cold winter days.

Sexy Sailor of November 2012

We all are ready for some darkness and withn our darkness presidents like Vilkku (TJ Kirkkonummi) are our lighthouses.

Sexy Sailors of October 2012

No TJ chapter can represent the colors of fall better than the beach boys from TJ Kokomo: Dennis Wilson (Turbo Truls), Carl Wilson (Twin-Turbo), Brian Wilson (Party Cowboy), Al Jardine (Tanked Mongo) & Bruce Johnston (Peke PresHenning).

Sexy Sailors of September 2012

Style matters: Sir Dickson Fire, president of TJ cKY, and his Ass-sistant Big Wig Cockahontas are posing at WTJT (picture by Paul Mueller-Rode).

Sexy Sailors of August 2012

Luckily this won't be the Last Supper of TJ Lichtenfels (download picture). Don't stop believing, Turbojugend!

Sexy Sailor of July 2012

Sexy Sailor of July 2012 (by kiwigraphie)

Captain Orgasmo, Pornominister of TJ Saboteuers, helps with the construction of the new Turbojugend (picture by kiwigraphie).

Sexy Sailor of June 2012

When looking in the eyes of Wilde Hilde (TJ Salzburg). we see the harmonies and the heartaches soften, we are getting in tune!

Sexy Sailor of June 2011

El Presidente on new Turbonegro Tony Sylvester: "During the last decade Tony - aka president Ceasar Proud of one of the oldest, most active chapters (TJ London ) - earned a lot of respect for organizing the legendary near-disasterous Thames-boat show with Turbonegro (nearly wiping out a major part of the British music press), drinking MUCH backstage beer and much, much more. There is not a single doubt that global Turbojugend will support and love him for joining the Alpha Denim Recruits and bringing back to us what we so utterly missed: the Denim, the Darkness and the Deathpunk!"

Sexy Sailor of April 2011

John Garcia is getting comfortable in his new role as TJ president Marshall.

Sexy sailors of August 2010

Sexy Sailors of August 2010

The sexy sailors attending Jugend & Wasser Tage/WTJMWTBWICT Tage and making those days an awesome blast.

Sexy Sailors of September 2010

The handsome Zombie Bear of TJ Olten and TJ Leuchtenstadt's president Kitty Dynamite are dressing up to celebrate three thousand TJ chapter all over the world!

Sexy sailors of July 2010

Sexy Sailors of July 2010

Handsome sailor men from allover the world were back in St. Pauli for the "Jugend & Wasser Tage" and WTJMWTBWICT. Here, TJ veteran Teskman from TJ Shelbyville, has shown how to please harbour girls.

Sexy Sailor of June 2010

Tyra Cock, Love of TJ Suicide Girls, was aware of the Turbojugend stripping down to their Scandinavian in the summer of 2010.

Sexy Sailor of May 2010

France is referred to as the nation of style. Dr Justice, President of TJ Saboteurs, is doing a great job as style icon.

No Sexy Sailors of March and April 2010

Sexy Sailor of February 2010

It's icy time in St. Pauli and NATASS, Resident New Wave Hooker Girl of TJ Argentina, reminds us of the hot period.

Sexy Sailor of January 2010

Hail to our quiz master, LatinoLover, Happy Hangarounder of TJ Hachenburg!

Sexy Sailor of December 2009

Sexy Sailors of December 2009

Also the Turbojugend was preparing for a time of reflection. Here, Kuulakynä, president of TJ Lucky Bastards, war ready for her own Santa Claus.

Sexy Sailors of November 2009

Jeff Smart and R. Gecko from TJ Augusta Vindelicorum cannot loose their Deathpunk heart.

Sexy Sailor of October 2009

Reverend Hellbastard is sending kisses from TJ Lublin.

Sexy Sailors of August and September 2009

Sexy Sailors of August 2009

Not so traditional stealing of TJ Wasa's bride AlottaFagina by Landgraf and Konsul of TJ Bagdad.

Sexy Sailors of July 2009

The sexy sailors attending the fifth WeltTurbojugendTage ( WTJ V) and making those days an awesome blast.

Sexy Sailors of June 2009

In various chapters, the gender role is no more well defined. Here, the CountASS of Confusion, first lady of TJ Shelbyville, makes her supremacy clear to her president, Panzergeneral David Hasselhoff. Hopefully, her striving for power will have an end when TJ Shelbyville visits St. Pauli for the upcuming WTJ V.

Sexy Sailors of May 2009

Hundreds of sailor men prepared for WTJ V. Here, Miss Piggy, TurboMama of TJ Borge, and her girl were entering the Rock'n'Roll train to St. Pauli.

Sexy Sailors of April 2009

Sexy Sailor of April 2009

Some say Turbojugend is about posing. What would Don Lukasanova and Kuhnbert The Cruel of TJ Hebsack as well as Jeff Smart of TJ Augusta Vindelicorum reply to this criticism?

Sexy Sailors of March 2009

In order to welcome darknes King Kermit (TJ Urach),

400 V Lutz (TJ Urach),

Greatl Lovegood The Battlecatz),

Don P.Romillo (TJ Urach),

Boozed Star Gaidlakktika (TJ Urach),

Jonny Controlletti (TJ Urach),

Luecifer (TJ Karlstad),

Pancake Püppi (TJ Südterritorium)

and

PrincASS Love (TJ Wendlingen) gather in front of TJ Urach's (in)famous love mobil.

Sexy Sailor of February 2009

Februaryt 2009 was a special month for Zoe von Doll, Resident New Wave Hooker Girl of TJ L'ass Cobras. She and the (in)famous Tony Slug got married.

Sexy Sailors of January 2009

GrandmASSter A (TJ Hotweiler), a prospect, Cpt. Girl (TJ Linz am Rhein), Lille Malaka (TJ Hack-Theke Norderstedt) introducing the Happy New Year of 2009.

Sexy Sailors of December 2008

Midnight Rambla and OrgASSmaJohn , forgotten boys of TJ Bastards, were searching to destroy.

Sexy Sailor of November 2008

Die Madame, darling vice president of TJ Sternschanze, is not only a rough diamond the TJ can cut according to their pleasures. The punk rock godness was also competing for weather godness.

Sexy Sailors of October 2008