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TURBOJUGEND ALPHA FEMALES
   

NO, WE ARE ALPHA FEMALES!

11 MEMBERS

 

 

 

Turbojugend Alpha Females consists of Finnish full-blooded bitches, who have the tendency to make men cry! We are a group ready to party wherever, whenever and with whoever can bear us!

Turbojugend Alpha Females will not accept any bitches merely by email or by filling the form but we want to check out the applicants’ tits and mental balls face to face beforehand. This is because we want only true alpha females in our crew. Therefore, you shall NOT meet the following requirements of…

having:
- actual balls
- moustache/ beard/ other possible facial hair
- brains
- too high level of testosterone (approximately 260-1,000 ng/dL)
- to urinate in a standing posture


being:
- hideous monstrosity
- absolutist
- destitute
- antisocial
- apathetic

or…
You want to join just for fun.

Still feel like joining?

So all you need to be is active and alcohol-orientated. If you see us somewhere around the world getting wasted again (most likely in Helsinki), be brave and come to introduce yourself. If more information needed, you may contact us in tjalphafemales@gmail.com.

   

Members:

BerlusMoni (Captain)

Heli Metal (Party Animal)

Jenni Jameson (President)

HELL CATja (Darling Vice-President)

Mai Darlin (Vaimo: First Lady)

Silicon Sanna (TurboMama)

Miljushka (Nurse)

SaTUHMA (Rock'N'Roll Babysitter)

Nunu Glamzone (Nurse)

Elberez Gorgeous (Naughty Librarian)

D.Sc. Tinde Tits (Cheerleader Of Darkness)

     
 

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