To join us?
You have to be:
1. A human
2. Old enough to drink.
3. OWN ALL ALBUMS!
4. Be completely insane.
5. Prove yourself
6. Bribe the president with gifts.
7. Get a jacket approval within 3 months.
8. Wear the shit out your jacket.
9. Go to at least one show a year.
10. Attend meetings.
Contact the President for more information.